Serial Rapist: Nick Christakos

Both Vicki and I could see the longing in her eyes. Susan needed dick. Susan was and had been the all and everything, the world, to a four year old, and a nine-month old for too long. Needing some respite, some wild fun, Susan required an injection of strange dick, badly.

That very evening we set out to get Susan her much needed dick. Bemelmans, the hottest new trendy bar in town, was the perfect hunting ground. What a superb choice. Less than two hours later (with Susan neatly tucked away at home, looking after the kids and waiting patiently) the two of us, Vicki and I, were seated at a booth with our fresh new-found target, Nick Christakos. Just the way that Vicki and I knowingly looked at each other .... we knew. We agreed. Nick could easily have been mistaken for a young handsome virile present-day Greek god.

Some time after midnight I excused myself, ostensibly to hit the bathroom. When I got out of sight, I called Susan.

“We scored big! Change into your hot pink outfit, the one with the revealing shorts and the top that clearly shows your pokey nipples. Make sure not to wear a bra”, I suggested.

By one-thirty AM the four of us were lounging by the subdued light coming from our swimming pool, each of us sipping a rum and coke. Both ladies looked as hot as pistols, sexual needy nymphs, lazily lounging in their reclining lounge chairs. Susan and Vicki spent over two hours making discreet and some not quite so discreet passes, at Nick. The time was approaching 4 AM and it was obvious that Susan needed dick, so I opened my big fat mouth.

“Nick! Your choice. How about you take any one, or both ladies, upstairs to the bedroom for some sexy fun.”

Within two minutes Nick had mumbled some barely audible rambling excuse about having work to do very early in the morning and was speeding away from our house in the early morning, squealing the tires of his little red sportscar. The three of us were left in the driveway, open-mouthed, blankly staring at one another.

Five years after Susan needed dick the first heinous and damning newspaper article appeared.

Let me combine and paraphrase the above newspaper articles:

At the newest au courant trendy and sophisticated nightclub, Nick sought out and then romanced any random twenty-one to twenty-eight-year old pretty wannabee girl from the suburbs. Likely the one most recently arrived into the manic downtown club scene. Sometime after midnight, after politely romancing the target innocent girl with a few drinks, well thought out compliments, and good manners, he offered the potential victim a ride home. Once in the car the predator asked if she minded if they made a momentary stop at his office two or three or four city blocks away, “just to pick up some important paperwork.” Once in the office, inside the now deserted  and soundproofed office building (the cleaning staff was long gone), Nick -- always inflicting grievous physical injury -- viciously restrained and raped each woman: both vaginally and anally! Both young women testified to having undergone this similar heinous treatment.  

MOST LOGICAL FREUDIAN STYLE EXPLANATION:

Rape is only ever about exercising (perceived) countervailing power. Some might say that Susan and Vicki managed to get away or escaped without being raped or molested. Those people’s viewpoint would be DEAD wrong. Nick, the predator, was putty in Susan and Vicki’s hands. If a woman has, or demonstrates, power,** in any meaningful or significant way, her 'magnetic' aura, her vibe, her tenor, her seemingly powerful mystical presence interferes with his dick erect-ability. In other words her power** makes his dick shrink. What am I saying.... The tenor, frequency and amplitude, the vibe if you will, the total aura around any woman who emanates power**, makes his dick shrink. Not only that, but female power** shrinks this kind of psychopath’s dick even further into his body cavity and therefore, renders him totally impotent and docile.

** For simplicity think of this ephemeral magical female force as Pussy Power (PITA = Pussy Is The Answer)

Nick probably got the comeuppance he deserved roughly inserted into his backside while serving his six year term in an all male medium security prison.

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