Christmas is Cumming!

Trying to shop for a hot-to-trot gal? Here is a great place to start.

I have a thing for dog toys. No one ever questions why I'm buying a basket full of thick, flexy nylon bones, spiked balls that vibrate, or shock collars. One time, a cashier at the pet store said, "Same here. My pup loves to play, but won't shut up."

She thought I had a dog. Poor thing.

Now fellas, you've been listening to some bad advice for years. This does not suffice.

Let us know all the playthings, your sex toys, on your Christmas list in the comments - but naughty, not nice!